Let’s face it, we’ve all been approached by someone who’s chat was pure cheese, so in honour of Valentine’s Day we’ve put together a list of some of the worst chat up lines we’ve heard.
1. Hey babe, more than half of the human body is made up of water… and humans need water to survive – that must be why I don’t think I can live without you!
2. Wait there a minute while I ask if they can turn up the air conditioning, because you look really hot!
3. Are you any good at algebra? Because I think you plus me could equal something special…
4. Are you a personal trainer? Because you’re making my heart race!
5. Do you know how Facebook works? Because I think that you could help me change my relationship status…
6. Do you like superheroes? Because if you go out with me every day will be filled with wonder, woman…
7. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
8. I used to think that every great story started with once upon a time, now I think the best story ever will start with me and you…
9. Did you know that penguins cuddle up close together to keep warm? Apparently, there’s some cold weather forecast, maybe we should give it a try?
10. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple!
If only someone could come up with a line that’s as refreshing and tempting as a nice chilled bottle of Macb! 😉 Whatever you’re up to this Valentines/Galentines/Guyentines Day, we hope these belters made you laugh as much as they did for us.